¡Noticia bomba de la que me he enterado esta mañana!
¡Versión juego de mesa de nuestro clásico "Combat Mission", ya disponible en Kickstarter!
¡Esta mañana, estaba mojando churros en el chocolate mientras leía este notición y me he puesto perdíooooo! Se me ha quedao la cara de una cabra asomá a un barranco
Por lo visto va a ser la versión de tablero de nuestro viejo CM, que incluiría desde Overlord, Barbanegra to Berlin y África, con modo cooperativo (incluye campaña completa de toda la Segunda Guerra Mundial más larga que el resfriado de Eros Ramazzotti, y con una I.A. avanzada muy sofisticada), modo competitivo (1 vs. 1), y modo solitario, con casi más de 400 miniaturas, nada de counters de cartón deprimentes. Trae figuras de plástico en sobres Knorr de tanques, soldados, ametralladoras, anti-tanques, bazookas, aviones, paracaidistas, casitas, búnkers, pelusillas, una palmera, setos, jardines, enredaderas, un azucarero antiguo, alambre de espino y el letal alambre de pollo, con mapas históricos reales del terreno con un nivel de detalle increíble (escala 1/1), con posibilidad de personalizarlo a tu gusto, y con 18 dados de 4, 6, 8, 12, 17 y 21 caras (y uno especial de vitrocerámica roja al número 9). Además, todo bajo un sistema propio "quick-setup" patentado, según el cual montas toda la partida en 5 minutos y explicas las reglas en otros 5. ¡Es el wargame táctico que todos habíamos soñado! Una maravilla con toques de rol y wargame. ¡Y todo en un pack completo, sin módulos ni expansiones futuras, y a un precio increíble! ¡Todo por 40 €, incluyendo el transporte! ¡Yo ya estoy dentro de cabeza con el all-in the morning!
Os muestro la noticia oficial (en inglés):
"Battlefronton, Decidido Games, Cool Mini or Not Cool Mini That´s the Question, and Assmodaaa are very proud to present you "Combat Mission: the Board Game"!
"Combat Mission: the Board Game" is the completely reorganized and re-designed version of the original "Combat Mission" video game system. With a three-ring binder with behindthecanas quality as the basic rules for the entire system, and provides the ultimate combination of playability and detail. Full-color charts and beautiful pictures of nice Steve Grammont naked and wishing you Merry Christmas, make this the most readable of rulebooks - and includes a full-service index as well for quick reference for you, lazy bastard.
"Combat Mission: the Board Game" is more than "squads" - the system includes the rules for everything from machine guns to bazookas, tanks and ordnance weapons, paratrooper drops, glider landings and bitch assaults. And much more! A complete set of rules without expansions and without future modules! And only for 40 $ (including transport through carrier constipate pidgeons directly to your home)!!
"Combat Mission: the Board Game" goals are scenario-defined (competitive mode 1 vs. 1 player), and vary from tasks such as exiting troops off of one edge of the board, to inflicting a certain number of casualty points on the opposing force, to capturing a certain number of goal buildings or areas. And, in the other dark side of the Moon, also include a complete II World War campaign (solo mode or cooperative mode) with an extremly real good advanced intelligent smart clever genious A.I.
This is just a little advance of "Combat Mission: the Board Game". To start playing the game, the newcomer must get, at least, a glass of beer and a previous tutorial in the tulips and daisies market garden. There are a great many options available in this game! And very flexible: you can provide additional rules, units from different nationalities, and additional geomorphic mapboards drawing your tiles, units, anemones, calamardos, counters, dice, etc. It´s up to your imagination! "Historical Maps" provide campaign games simulating multi-day battles using actual historical maps rather than geomorphic mapboards, including additional rules, counters, and pencil, eraser, scissors and paper maps. Many maps have dependencies on earlier maps you have played before, but a wizard is never late, nor is he early: he arrives precisely when he means to.
"Combat Mission: the Board Game" contents:
- Introduction Book of Rules (Tutorial) with Chapters A, B, C, D, H (Design Your Own mission, German & Russian vehicle notes only), J, K, L, M, N, OPé.
- Main Rule Book with Chapters A, B, C, D, E, H (Design Your Own campaign, German & Russian vehicle notes only), J, K, L, M, N, OPé, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, ZZ, ZZZ, ZZZZZZZZZZ
- Index & Glossary Booklet with additional changes/chapters: chapter E in Orange Juice; chapter F in West of Alamein; chapter G in Code of Bushido, chapter K in Paratrooper Banana, 8 revised RuleBook pages [A 17-18/A 29-30/B 31-32/F 1-2 all marked "92"] in Croix de Guerre, and chapter G in Rising Sun in the Morning, Evening and Afternoon.
- Nearly 400 plastic detailed figures!
- 18 dice (4, 6, 8, 12, 17 and 21 sides).
- 1 special red vitro-ceramic at number 9 dice.
- Thousand and thousand of counters.
- Hundred and hundred of map tiles with famous II World War scenaries: Battle of the Bulgar, Market Tulips Garden, Battle of the Dnispero, Desembarco de Mammamia, D-Day at Omahara Bitch, and many more, amore!
- 1 pencil, 1 paper, 1 eraser, 1 FFP2 mask, 1 ancient sugar bowl, and 1 dressed cigar (cigarro aliñao -weed-).
- 1 bunch of pubic hair for simulating explosions.
- 1 camara reflex eos canon -rf 24-105mm f/4.0-7.1 IS.
- Quick setup system!
We wish give a big thank you to our beta-testers: A. Oliver Nipple, D. P. Throat, Aitor Tilla, Bartolomiu Colonoscopy, Andrés Trozado, Bea O´Problem, Bruce D. Rubbers, Chuck Norris, Dick Pound, Elba Surero, Fluffy Cookie, Haplo_Patreon, Kenny Dewitt, Mark Z. Spot, Mike Rotchburns, Peter Pantz, Ron Jeremy, Seymour Asscrack, Tarokun, Vye Agra, Yuri Gargarin and Yuri Nator".
¡Venga, a qué esperáis! ¡Qué me lo quitan de las manos! ¡¡Corred insensatos, qué están volandooooo!!
